Brexit Juice - The Boxed Set

Fresh from the negotiation tables of Europe the Brexit Boxed set breaks all boundaries of taste ..with its tongue firmly in cheek it celebrates the craven ineptitude of the political classes who never seem to run out of ways to f*** things up. We were so spoilt for choice when it came to selecting figures to lampoon that we could have quite easily filled a box with dozens of eliquids, but we settled on our favourite six.

The Brexit Juice Boxed set contains 6 X 60ml Shortfills (50ml in a 60ml bottle) and NO NICOTINE.

DisMay

Not the most strong or stable juice in the selection ,It comes in slick packaging aimed at the premium eliquid market.

It combines a cool blue inhale with an austere aftertaste which dances badly across your tongue. Individual flavours such as the Bojoberry compete to dominate the palate, which completely undermines the product and leaves the customer feeling that they didn't quite get what they wanted.

HEALTH WARNING: Vaping this flavour can induce tunnel vision, destroy spinal tissue and you may also be afflicted with the strange urge to give away £39 Billion Pounds.

ACTUAL FLAVOUR:A massively vapable blend of berry tartness and dessert sweetness.

Corberries and Cream

This revolutionary flavour has a deep, almost oppressive red berry on the inhale but nothing of substance as you exhale.

This company have employed a superb marketing approach in selling this flavour , luring you in with the promise of endless free products then before you know it you've spent every penny you have on this juice.

Don't worry if you can't afford it though, they offer a 5 year plan which allows you to buy as much juice up front as you want , then here is the clever part ...they will send the bill to your children and your childrens' children. In fact they can spread the cost of your purchases down several generations,so you can have juice today...no matter the cost!

ACTUAL FLAVOUR:A delicious and sweet blend of Strawberry, creams and vanilla custard.

The Farage

Love it or hate it this flavour divides opinion like none other but one thing is sure it has had a very consistent taste throughout the years, despite waxing and waning in popularity.

On the inhale this juice combines warm real ale , tobacco and marmite notes with the sweet taste of victory in an alluringly free exhale.

This flavour was once part of a controversial brand , well known for advertising on the side of buses. It competed for many years against larger European brands before finally cracking the market with a winning flavour which was wildly popular with its customers. The question now is 'was the flavour a one hit wonder?'

WARNING: Vaping this allegedly causes slight eye swivel and mild lunacy.

ACTUAL FLAVOUR:For cherry lovers out there this liquid mixes Cherry Blossom,Maraschino Cherry ,fruity Blue Raspberry and punchy Hawaiian Drink.

Gilf Juice

Some flavours are overly pretentious, inbued with a sense of self-importance way beyond their actual market value. This is definitely one of them!

The key to vaping this pungent and well steeped juice is to surrender yourself to it! Give in, Give up! Enjoy the rude cheesey inhale punctuated by a certain je ne sais quoi. Its a divisive flavour guaranteed to bring tears to the (remaining) eyes of those who express dislike, but you cant police everyone!

SAFETY NOTICE: To vape this flavour safely outdoors please wear a high visability vest and your Wellingtons!

ACTUAL FLAVOUR:A lush blend of sweet strawberry and sweet creamy pastries.

Meine Merkle

This flavour has tried to dominate Europe twice with overly aggressive marketing techniques, only to be smacked down by more traditional British flavours.

However could this be third time lucky for them? With their slick nEU approach to grabbing market share, intimate alliance with a well known French brand as well as their punchy new slogan 'Ein Geschmack, ein Führer', they believe our vaping future lies with them.

But who do they think they are kidding, if they think we are on the run. UK flavours are the ones who will stop their little game!

ACTUAL FLAVOUR:A satisfying blend of Raspberry, Blackberry and Sour.

Remoanal

Distilled from the glistening wet tears of a thousand remainers and lovingly mixed with melting snowflakes this delicate and unadventurous juice seems to lack self-belief, despite having so much obvious potential.

On the inhale it is in fact dominated by surprisingly dark and sour notes, exhaling triggers a sense of outrageous emotion that no other flavour seems to manage.

SPECIAL OFFER! If you dont like the flavour the first time you try it then we will let you try it again until you do!

ACTUAL FLAVOUR:Strawberry, Watermellon, Dragonfruit and a hint of coconut combine to make this a well rounded vape.

FIND THE GOLDEN DEAL - WIN 10 X 100ML ELIQUID AND A TOP END KIT

Hidden amongst the boxed sets is a Golden envelope with the Golden Brexit Deal inside. One lucky winner will open their box and find what so many other have sought after!

The person who finds the Golden Deal will get 10 X 100ML Eliquids and a high end eCigarette Kit to vape them with!

Shipping

FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER £30

  • All orders made before 2pm Mon-Fri will be dispatched on the same day.
  • Orders made after 2pm on a Friday will be dipatched the following Monday
  • The products are shipped in plain white padded envelopes or unmarked brown boxes.
  • Free Shipping is 2nd Class Royal mail (2-3 days delivery) on orders over £30

DPD Shipping

The DPD Service option is a fully tracked next day delivery service available throughout the UK except for the Scottish Highlands and Islands and Channel Islands. The postcodes shown below fall under the definition of Scottish Highlands and islands.

  • All orders must be made before 2pm for DPD Parcels.
  • DPD Orders made Mon-Thur will be delivered using their next day service.
  • If you want a DPD order delivered on Saturday (which is more expensive costing £10.20) please select DPD Saturday delivery otherwise the order will be processed on the following Monday with delivery on Tuesday.

The Postcodes below are excluded from DPD next day delivery

Scottish Highlands

AB36-38, AB55-56, FK17-21, IV1-39, IV52-54, IV63, KW1-14, PA21-40, PH19-26, PH30-41, PH49-50

Scottish Islands

HS1-9, IV40-51, IV55-56, KA27-28, KW15-17, PA20, PA41-49, PA60-78, PH42-44, ZE1-3

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